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THE CONTEXT .adHeadline {font: bold 10pt Arial; text-decoration: underline; color: #E895CC;} .adText {font: normal 10pt Arial; text-decoration: none; color: #808080;} Your Ad Here var AdBrite_Title_Color = '6498cc'; var AdBrite_Text_Color = '333333'; var AdBrite_Background_Color = 'FFFFCC'; var AdBrite_Border_Color = 'CC64C4'; var AdBrite_URL_Color = '666666'; Your Ad Here Tumblr (3.0; @allthesadyounggossipgirls)http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/<p>spend a year scoping out every gawker stalker location, in real-time. the mouthfeel of each celebrity will say something about my inner life.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/167184201http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/167184201Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:50:15 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koo092k33A1qznth4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://hoopshype.com">Hoopshype</a></p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/167182298http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/167182298Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:46:14 -0400<p><a href="http://youngmanhattanite.tumblr.com/post/63228101/hey-katiebakes">youngmanhattanite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leoncrawl.tumblr.com/post/63218525/hey-katiebakes">leoncrawl</a>:</p> <blockquote>hit me up — first initial last name @ gmail.com. Gotta talk to you about something and don’t know your email!</blockquote> <p>This will end badly.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Spotted: Life imitates life.</b></p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/63318805http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/63318805Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:01:00 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhggzlx33fJkdZLbqpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Spotted—Manila folder, office of Andrew Tyler, private investigator. </b></p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62549137http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62549137Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:40:49 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhggziqmh2VaIi8yz2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Spotted—Martyrdom.</b></p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62536303http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62536303Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:11:00 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhggzineywixj0VxIjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Spotted—Told you so.</b></p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62535842http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/62535842Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:09:19 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgdedk1203MC0SGzA_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>/ˈspɒt<img class="luna-Img" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png" border="0"/>ɪd/—Neither Princeton nor Georgetown.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/48440734http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/48440734Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:04:26 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgded3nfipTFAIrAG_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Jitney, Sunrise Highway, en route.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/48439454http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/48439454Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:51:42 -0400<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgcn4ytyecOqCZasC_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Defeats Gotbaum, Quinn, and Markowitz, but he’s no John Liu.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/45964705http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/45964705Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:34:13 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgbkyxa2ef8mOY6TE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Courage.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42762568http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42762568Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:24:11 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgbkiaj9bA8amvd9g_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Fish, barrel.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42721453http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42721453Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:38:29 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgbfbn72695h00gvc_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—All that is solid melts into air.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42265681http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/42265681Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:33:00 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgb8j1xnzRejeCPCt_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Long-term planning.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/41710526http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/41710526Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:27:00 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgayfr9ikGhYNWMCz_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Fall Sweeps.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/40781678http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/40781678Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:57:00 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgank2nwcNpMV6uu4_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meanwhile, on Long Island…</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/39789631http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/39789631Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:12:57 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhgai90a5irRffdXd1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Omnivore’s dilemma.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/39318383http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/39318383Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:04:17 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhga6rdw0d64mgSyaD_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—World Beat.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38308247http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38308247Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:05:00 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhga4bh8yf4EBWzMse_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—After-hours trading.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38082166http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38082166Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:05:01 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhga3wfukxkYaZk6xr_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—New Haven.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38045699http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38045699Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:04:15 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/P0ntnTnhga3qtdty4tG4bbWU_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted—Trial Balloon Admissions Department, Boarding School, New York Horse Country.</p>http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38029578http://allthesadyounggossipgirls.tumblr.com/post/38029578Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:26:48 -0400